Bush has done SO MUCH for this wonderful economy, he makes sure that wealthy CEOs continue keeping our economy afloat by taking money from our hands and putting it into their hands so we know they will continue to stay rich an keep managing a mismanaged corporation because... they are really good for our economy! He is destroying global warming and Kyoto agreements as I type this, he fights for more imperialistic control of oil rich countries for Jesus and our SUVs, he fights terror with his bare hands and a water board to extract valuable information from anyone who may possibly be a terrorist-- he will even water board habeas corpus to ensure no terrorist is left uncovered-- he ensures that gynecologists are able to practice their love on women, he has fought constitutional terrorism by modifying the constitution itself to give the President more power to protect you from all those evil terrorist who want to destroy Christmas, and has given our government the god given right to spy on you because you are probably a terrorist for posting this. Without him, all this TERROR would kill you!!!! Kill us!!! TERRORRRRR!!! How dare you question such a eloquent, yet brilliant man! He is doing gods work!
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Bush has done SO MUCH for this wonderful economy, he makes sure that wealthy CEOs continue keeping our economy afloat by taking money from our hands and putting it into their hands so we know they will continue to stay rich an keep managing a mismanaged corporation because... they are really good for our economy! He is destroying global warming and Kyoto agreements as I type this, he fights for more imperialistic control of oil rich countries for Jesus and our SUVs, he fights terror with his bare hands and a water board to extract valuable information from anyone who may possibly be a terrorist-- he will even water board habeas corpus to ensure no terrorist is left uncovered-- he ensures that gynecologists are able to practice their love on women, he has fought constitutional terrorism by modifying the constitution itself to give the President more power to protect you from all those evil terrorist who want to destroy Christmas, and has given our government the god given right to spy on you because you are probably a terrorist for posting this. Without him, all this TERROR would kill you!!!! Kill us!!! TERRORRRRR!!! How dare you question such a eloquent, yet brilliant man! He is doing gods work!
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