This cubicle belongs to a man who has been working 6 days a week for 27 years in the same cubicle doing the same thing all day every day. Today is a typical Monday morning and here are the thoughts of the man in the cubicle, " I suck so bad that when I shot myself in the head I missed, I thought 7 stories would be plenty of free-fall to do the job next time I'm going over 30, I still can't believe I duct taped myself to the tracks and for three days and not one fuckin locomotive passed by...thank heaven for the piss drunk Native American who was following the tracks trying to find his reservation; we didn't have a fucking thing in common but that could've been because I don't speak the Blackfoot dialect, oh well maybe I'll have some better luck this week. Well, now it's time to put on the same white shirt I've been wearing to work for the past 4 maybe even closer to 5 years, and the tie I got as a white elephant gift at our work party 2 years ago. Alright off to work...better luck this week!!!
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This cubicle belongs to a man who has been working 6 days a week for 27 years in the same cubicle doing the same thing all day every day. Today is a typical Monday morning and here are the thoughts of the man in the cubicle, " I suck so bad that when I shot myself in the head I missed, I thought 7 stories would be plenty of free-fall to do the job next time I'm going over 30, I still can't believe I duct taped myself to the tracks and for three days and not one fuckin locomotive passed by...thank heaven for the piss drunk Native American who was following the tracks trying to find his reservation; we didn't have a fucking thing in common but that could've been because I don't speak the Blackfoot dialect, oh well maybe I'll have some better luck this week. Well, now it's time to put on the same white shirt I've been wearing to work for the past 4 maybe even closer to 5 years, and the tie I got as a white elephant gift at our work party 2 years ago. Alright off to work...better luck this week!!!
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